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Thursday, September 04, 2003


I CAN'T SAY WHAT?!?!?

So I was having the grandest old time committing both slander AND libel on the internet. It made me feel whole, for the first time in my life.It was beautiful. Finally, I felt pretty.

But some judge in fucking Australia had to take that away from me!

Anyhow, I should now apologise to Mayor Mel Lastman, my former employers, Susan Estrich, Arianna Huffington,President Clinton, Senator Clinton and police forces everywhere. I didn't know the power of the internet and I promise not to do it again.

Ahhhhhhh, who am I kidding?

11:14 PM