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Thursday, September 04, 2003
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WHEN DID THEY OUTLAW FUN, ANYHOW (PART TWO)
Its apparently a really bad day to be in law enforcement.
You know, it's just like the fucking media to take the word of two naked, shivering women who engage in degenerate activities like turning down the sexual entreaties of street people and attending peace rallies over the word of those sworn "to serve and protect". Jesus, what's this world coming to?
You know, if you restrict the strip search too much, no one will join the force. Then where will we be? And don't give me this horseshit about "reasonable suspicions", okay? I feel that a perp's being "suspiciously good-looking" should be the standard for a visual cavity search. With a free mamogram, on the house.
However, I have a couple of helpful hints for these yenta "defendants".
Memo to Yenta #1: Don't piss yourself in a cruiser. It's bad form. Besides, if they left you in your urine soaked clothes, you'd find a reason to whine about that, too.
Memo to Yenta #2: There, you gave peace a chance. Feel better? If this were the 60's you so desperately long for, you would've been clubbed with a nightstick and had a firehose turned on you. Also, no one wants to hear about your "civil rights" when they're just trying to pass the couple of hours before "donut time". Ummmmm glazed chocolate.
Hope I was of some help.
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