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Sunday, October 05, 2003
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CAREER OPPORTUNITIES
I've come to the conclusion that I suck at everything I've ever done. But apparently, people like my writing. Okay, they don't like it enough to get me laid or anything but I think I can fix that, too.
Maybe, just maybe, I'll start writing erotica. If I'm any good at that (and I've been told that I am), perhaps I can get laid and paid. Who knows. At this point I'll even settle for one of the two.
Besides, I kind of like the sound of MJ, Pornographer-in-Residence.
Currently Reading: "Desolate Angel: Jack Kerouac, the Beat Generation and America" - Dennis McNally
Number of Times I've Masturbated Today: 4
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