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Wednesday, October 15, 2003


THE MEDIA ARE FUCKING KILLJOYS

For the second time in three years, those jackals at Newsweek have decided to run a story on how presciption painkillers are bad for you if you're not in pain. You know how difficult this makes my "doctor shopping?" The goddamned fucking media are out to ruin all my hobbies.

I particularly loved that they got a quote from a guy who runs a rehab that costs $30,000 to go to. Sam Kinison once said that "If you've got thirty GRAND to go rehab then you don't have a fucking problem yet!"

Christ, I had forgotten how much I miss poor, dead Sam. I think I need to go lie down and weep for awhile.

11:56 AM