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Friday, November 07, 2003
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SOME GAYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK
It turns out that I was right all along, lesbian sex is NOT adultery! In fact it's adorable. So ruled the New Hampshire Supreme Court today.
The annoying side to this story however, is that the ruling pertains only to lesbian sex. Under the state's divorce laws, penetration in a pre-requisite for adultery and my penis-such as it is-disqualies me for the exemption. Not that it matters much. Every day that I get older the odds grow narrower that I'll ever have to worry about marriage, much less divorce. And given that I'm a nightmare to be around, dying alone only seems considerate. Cheaper, too.
Matter of fact, I think the only reason I'm commenting on this story at all is as another excuse to post this picture....
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