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Thursday, December 18, 2003


AS TIMELY AS TODAY'S HEADLINES


Here is the horseshit felony complaint against Michael Jackson. There isn't much of note in it other than the sheer number of counts.

It's going to funny watching that ballbag Sneddon get humiliated in court. God, I can't wait to see his stupid, self-righteous face when these charges are withdrawn. It's going to be priceless.

Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty sure that something is up at Neverland. I just don't think this is it though. This thing reeks of malicious prosecution. Does anyone else find it odd that Sneddon is prosecuting this after Jackson recorded a fucking song about him? If the guy wasn't so interested in being on television, he would've recused himself.

Jackson has already been cleared of these charges by the Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services. He has the kid and his mother on videotape saying nothing untoward happened. The mother has hired the attorney who filed the lawsuit in the 1993 case. And the mother has a long history of lawsuits and witness coaching.

Yet Sneddon continues to do his fucking stand-up act every time he gets on TV, even though it bites his fat ass every time he does it.

God, this is going to be fun.

4:45 PM