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Friday, December 19, 2003
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HIGH SCHOOL SHOULD BE OUTLAWED AND FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE HOMOS!
I wrote briefly about the Mepham High football program before. It's a chilling, although not particularly surprising tale. You know how boys will be boys and invariably someone ends up with a pine cone covered with icy-hot jammed up his ass. Everyone knows that football just isn't football until someone gets sodomized with a golf ball and a broomstick.
Jesus Christ, I always thought that high school was like Vietnam. But I never, ever suspected it was worse! I've read countless memoirs of POWs from 'Nam and they all say pretty much the same thing. No matter what else you can say about Charlie, he generally left your asshole alone. The same cannot be said of the social niceties of your average high school football player. Good God, I can't stop thinking of the horrors of college ball now. And what level of depraved, crossdressing gang bang hell do you live in if you play on a Big 10 team?
It's stories like this thank make me thankful that I always sucked at sports. Seriously, I've never taken anything bigger than a female finger in my ass. Okay, okay, you got me...it was two. Oh, and there was that time that the debating squad put a canned ham in my ass, but that was different. I was young, drunk and in love.
In any event, this just reinforces my belief that males under the age of twenty-five should not be allowed in public without his fucking parents.
I'd like to thank Michelle from "A Small Victory". I found this article on her blog. She might be upset that I stole it from her but I don't think she's ever seen this site.
God, I love my obscurity sometimes.
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