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Monday, December 15, 2003
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INTERIORS BY SADDAM
I've often wondered what a tyrant's pad would look like without a nation of lakeys waiting on him hand and foot. Okay, sure....I had an unconventional childhood. But ever since I was a kid I wondered, "What would the Kremlin look like if Stalin had to do the cleaning himself?" "What would Hitler's bunker look like without a woman's touch?"
As of yesterday, now we know.
Dictators are SLOBS!
Saddam's "spider hole" was found to be litered with half-eaten food, stinking, unlaudered clothing,general filth and $750,000 U.S.
All he's missing is the Paris Hilton vidoe as a laptop screen saver and he could be in college.
And I know what you're thinking. If a vicious dictator is alays a slob if left unattended, how do I explain Martha Stewart away?
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