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Sunday, December 21, 2003
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NOW THAT'S A GOOD IDEA
People mock the Homeland Security color coded warning system as being ineffective and vague. I think it's a helpful tool.
So much so, that I'm looking for someone to redesign it so that it might be applied to my libido.
Those who don't know will mock it. Those who do know will find it helpful inded.
Tom Ridge announced today that the current terrorist threat level is high or orange.
The current threat level in my pants is severe or red.
Tom Ridge is worried about that, too. I live pretty close to the border and I can go off at any time.
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