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Friday, January 09, 2004
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YET AGAIN, TOM RIDGE AND I DISAGREE
Today, Secretary of Homeland Security, Tom Ridge downgraded the threat level from "Orange" down to "Yellow." Secretary Ridge, however did overlook one important condition. My libido.
That weapon of mass destruction remains in this state,
Ladies, you'll be warned by the appropriate authorities if this danger level lessens.....IF it ever lessens.
I'm 33 and cancer-free, but I'm thinking of having my prostate removed anyway. I'm getting too old for these constant erections.
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