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Friday, February 13, 2004
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LIVE THROUGH THIS
If anyone has a diary worth reading, one would have to suppose its Courtney Love. Being insane has a habit of making one interesting. Any number of neat questions can be answered by this literary missive. Questions like, "Are you, as your late husband once suggested, 'the greatest fuck in the world?'", "Have you always been such a lunatic?" "Is being crazy what makes you such a great fuck?" ( I lean towards yes. In my experience, rational women are lousy lays.) "What the fuck is up with the oxycontin?" "Why is showing up in court such a trial?" "Are you getting crazier as you age and both of your careers dry up?" "Do you hear voices?" "Do the voices tell you to invade Kuwait?" "Why do you suppose that going on the Howard Stern Show will help you legally?"
And lastly, but most importantly, "Will you marry me?"
Enquiring minds need to know.
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