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Wednesday, February 04, 2004
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SECRET AGENT MAN
This is yet another reason I love politics. Ahhhhh, if only I could fill out a track suit like Sharpton, my love life would be so different. The giant medallion and Tawana Brawley by my side wouldn't hurt either.
It must be great knowing that you set off giant riots in major cities. The knowledge that you have the oldest political party in human history by the short and curlies must make sleeping at night nirvana.
The idea of Sharpton being a secret Republican operative is too perfect to be true. But I couldn't be more in love with the idea.
This isn't as good as Janet's boob. But it's close. Very close.
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