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Thursday, March 25, 2004
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CONVENTS, WHORES, BORDELLOS, GENITAL JEWELRY AND THE THINGS WE DO FOR A LITTLE HEAD
Australia is very quickly becoming a hotbed of whoring. One can reasonably expect Hugh Grant and Charlie Sheen to buy a condo there any minute. I'm continually shocked that the date rape capital of the world has legalized prostitution yet still has a staggering number of sex assaults. Did you know that Australian schools sell Rhohypnol in the cafeterias? They just call it "Happy Date." Maybe Australian men are just cheap motherfuckers.
But it is a nation that wants to cater to your kink. Ever want to bang an old nun? There was a time in Melbourne when you could. This broad is a scream. A very, very confused woman. First she says that prostitution was "good fun" before stating that it was "degrading and humiliating" and that she would not recommend it to anyone. Yet now she's writing a book called "In Praise of Prostitution."
You'd think a whoring nun could get off the fucking fence.
Real aficionados of Australian hooking can now get involved in a real hands on way. Australia now offers pimping for the 21st century. That's right, folks, you too can own shares in a publicly traded bordello.
The real sadness is that as Australians become more socially progressive, the good people of Georgia are getting ridiculously conservative. They are about to outlaw female genital jewelry. That can't be right! Particularly when you consider that the men of Georgia will still be allowed to shove metal into their cocks. At least the equal protection lawsuits should be funny.
And finally, a Scottish teenager is demonstrating the lengths a guy will go to to get a little head.
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