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Monday, March 08, 2004


GOING AFTER THE OJ VOTE



John Ramsey, suspected child-murdering swine, is considering a run for the Michigan state Legislature. Actually he's being urged to run by the local Republican party.

If they're that stupid, the Republicans deserve to be humiliated in Michigan! Let's think this through, shall we? National party leaders, including, let's say.....I don't know....The president, will be asking the voters of Michigan to vote the party line in November. This raises the question, "Even the guy who may have garrotted his six-year old?" Is anybody else wondering how Bush would answer that question?

This is an interesting coincidence. The president's father had exactly the same problem. Except then it was a Louisiana bigot named David Duke running for the Senate. The Democrats had a lot of fun with that one. The only real reply that Bush 41 had was, "Just because the Republican party nominates racist thugs, that doesn't make us the party of racist thugs."

That will happen this time as well. Well, unless the Democrats nominate Andrea Yates. That would make an interesting ad. "Of course, our candidate may have murdered his child. The Democrat actually did drown five of her children. This November, vote Ramsey...For the children."

And don't get me started on what the debates would be like.

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