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Thursday, April 01, 2004
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AHHH, SCREW IT! LET'S MOVE ON TO THE GIRLS OF CNN
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure you're all thinking, "Oh Gawd, is skippy going to list every woman on television that he wants to violate?" And the answer is, "Yes, yes he is."
So let's review, shall we? So far we've covered, Jill Hennessey, Katie Couric and Janet Jackson.
Now, let's say hello to Kyra Phillips of CNN.
Okay, this is a bad picture but she's really cute. Plus, I have a sneaking suspicion that she's a dirty, dirty little slut. I can't tell you how important that is. For the duration of the Iraq war last year, Kyra was embedded on the U.S.S Abraham Lincoln. Three thousand sailors and one smoking hot little redhead....You do the math. Okay, that might be speculation. But while on air during the arrival of President Bush (donned in his Johnson enhancing flight suit) on the Lincoln, Kyra's co-anchor (and guy with the name of an Irish porn star), Miles O'Brien was discussing with her how shipmates on the Lincoln had nicknames for each other. Miles mentioned that he heard that she was given an honorary nickname.
"Would you like to tell us what it was, Kyra?" Miles asked.
"Ummm, I'm not sure it's appropriate for the air, Miles" Kyra responded, peaking my interest.
Miles knew this was too good to let go. "Oh, it should be fine, Kyra. don't be shy."
"Okay, Miles. They called me....Um....Blowdown." At this point, coffee shot out of my nose and I had to leave for work.
Kyra Phillips is the official reason that I watch CNN from 1-3:30pm EDT with one, if not both of my hands shoved down my pants.
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