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Thursday, April 01, 2004


BROWN SUGAR, HOW COME YOU TASTE SO GOOD?



This image is from Janet Jackson's appearance yesterday on Good Morning America. I'm beginning to worry that Janet might be suffering from a psychiatric condition that does not allow her to stay in her clothes on television.
This would be tragic. Most families experience great difficulty when one a member suffers from mental illness. To my knowledge, there has yet to be a study on families where everyone is batshit crazy.

Not that I'm complaining.

If it were up to me, more women would suffer from this condition. I think I'd start with Monica Novotny. Pretty soon, I'll have worked my way through NBC's news department and the women therein that I'd like to get naked. Then I shall move on to CNN.

11:01 AM