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Sunday, April 04, 2004


TAKE YOUR PANTS DOWN AND MAKE IT HAPPEN

Having established pretty clearly that I won't be engaging in a three-way with Barryjoe anytime in the near future, I'm sure you're all wondering, "Well, who will skippy have a three-way with? As I understand it, his pickiness is legendary."

I've given this a lot of thought (does 30 seconds count as a lot?) and come up with an answer.



Jennifer Beals is a good place to start.



Sorry, Flashdance is on Canada's embarassing version of VH1 and I'm impulsive when I've masturbated fewer than 3 times at this point in the day.

At any rate, I have to go write some pornography.

Laters.

4:47 PM