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Tuesday, May 25, 2004
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HOMOVISION or "I WANT MY GAT TV"
It was announced today that MTV will be launching a Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual/Trandgender network next year.
The creation of this network raises some practical questions. This include;
-How many Frankie Goes to Hollywood and Culture Club videos can there actually be?
-What will the logo be? I'm hoping for the moonmant with an amyl nitrate capsule and a cock ring.
-Will Rip Taylor have a job on the network?
-Is Rip Taylor even still alive?
I'm sure none of you can imagine a venture like this coming about without my putting my two cents in. I also have several ideas for programming.
-"What Color is Your Closet?" This would be a game show.
-"Wheel of Sodomy" Actually, this is an idea Dr. Reverend had ten years ago and I pitched to my program director in college radio. She didnt go for it. I never had ANY fun in radio. This is also a game show, wherein contestents guess the identities of history's famous sodomites for fun and prizes.
-"Gay Rape for the Straight Guy" This a documentary about the Mepham High football program.
-"Things That Fit in Your Ass" is a helpful medical show to suggest household objects that can be rectally inserted and, more importantly, how to remove them.
I'm a goddamn programming genius! When is somebody ging to give me a network?
Hey, come to think of it, I do get at least two hits a day from Disney. com....
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