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Sunday, May 16, 2004



AN OPEN LETTER TO THE LADIES

Dear Ladies,

You know how you often ask your significant other if he has ever had a masturbatory fantasy about something like this? You know how you always promise that you won't get mad if we tell you the truth and how you "just want to know what men fantasize about"?

You know how you always DO get mad when we tell you the truth?

This is why men lie to women.

4:32 PM