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Saturday, July 10, 2004
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DEMOCRACY IN ACTION
The other night, I posted about a survey done by the good folks at Wahl (whose product I recommend for, among other things, trimming one's crotch) about which presidential candidate has the best hair. But that's just polling. Polling isn't democracy. On most days, I'm something of a democracy enthusiast, so I'm going to put it to a vote of the people. Besides, the Wahl folks didn't include Nader.
This is completely representative of my vast readership. You can vote in the comments. Remember, every vote counts.
And the contenders are....
President George W. Bush
Senator John F. Kerry
And I know it isn't fair including Edwards, but it's the only non-ridiculous picture I have of Kerry right now. Just remember, you can't vote for Kerry just because Edwards is so pretty. Now, I'm trusting you to remember that.
Consumer advocate Ralph Nader
And me, douchebag Canadian putz, skippystalin
It's all in your hands, ladies and gentlemen.
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