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Friday, July 09, 2004
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WHO GIVES A FUCK?
Okay, it's offical. Democracy is doomed. The announcement was made this afternoon. Four thousand years of self-government has just gone down the fucking drain.
Allow me to elaborate. The presidential election in the United States is probably this most important in my lifetime. These are serious, dire times. Times that require serious debates about serious issues like, "Who can kill the most brown people?" and "Who can bankrupt the economy the fastest?" Instead, for the last three days, the major debate has been "Which candidate has the best hair?"
The fact that people actually took the time to even consider answering this question is a compelling argument that most people should no longer be allowed a vote. Actually, most of them should be placed under house arrest and prohibited from reproducing.
I've long believed that most people are stupid. This is reinforced by the fact that CNN will break into regular programming to give all of us mouth-breating retards an update on Britney Spears' married boyfriend of J-Lo's ass and who happens to be tapping it this week. I just held out a little hope that somebody out there took something seriously.
Of course, it will be these morons that scream the loudest about the "fucking government" when the winner of the election goes about destroying the American government as thoroughly as the Iraqi one was recently. You might want to point out that they didn't do anything crazy, like pay attention to the campaign or vote sober. They will respond by tearfully recounting the deep, harrowing spiral of depression they went into when they learned Buffy the Vampire Slayer was being cancelled.
At that point, I encourage you to punch them right in the fucking throat.
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